CRETIN: /kret'in/, /kree'tn/, n.
Congenital loser; an obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right

CONCRETIN: /kahn'kret'in/, /kahn'kree'tn/, n.
Cretin who loves to skate concrete

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

JR's Take Your Skate Bros to Work Day!

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Another Rad Wednesday in the Barn . . .

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Another Rad Sunday in the Barn

Bloody Concretins . . . 

Travio surfin'

Me stoked to skate with my brothers again.

Hadn't skated with Dave in a couple of months. He's developed a pretty mean fs 50/50. Dave killed it all day long.

Josh and I decided to work on our inverts . . . 

About time to bring it up to the coping.

Get that hand on the coping ya bloody poof!

Rampbuilder Mofo with an ollie to fakie on his creation.

JR fs rockin.

Stopped at Senor Iguanas for a lil fiesta.

We told Dave it was time to leave. Dave no lika leava the fiesta!

Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world???

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Old old footage... from Arizona...

No really. I swear. I'm not gonna apologize, not anymore. I know I suck, you know I suck. Ya get what ya pay for...

So anyway... Here's the footy from the Peoria session at the OMA BBQ last November. No tunes (you're welcome), play your favorites from iTunes, then press play.

And remember, when obtaining services from a lady of the evening... please... "Mind your manners!"

-Cretins only edit.

-The rest of the session warriors Part 1

-Part 2

Thursday, July 09, 2009

At least it's not FruitBootin'

We have a friend in California... he rollerskates. Now you may think that is too ghey for the Cretins, but he has Powell Skate Park Formula skate wheels on his boots, AND I've seen him roll an 11' peanut bowl in Goodyear, Arizona. Bootboy can skeet. The real surprise is that you would think this level of kook would guarantee a life of celibacy... but apparently, not only is he knockin' boots, he's ridiculously fertile. Tired of complaining about having no one to (roller)skate with, OCRob took matters into his own hands (so to speak) and decided to repopulate the genre... Way to go Rob. Well done, Sir.

Sunday, July 05, 2009

My Brute

The weather has been nasty so I doubt anyone has been skating. Here is a diversion until it warms/dries back up...

Do you have what it takes to take down the Concretin Brute? Create your own. Fight. Repeat.

This silly little game is addicting.