CRETIN: /kret'in/, /kree'tn/, n.
Congenital loser; an obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right

CONCRETIN: /kahn'kret'in/, /kahn'kree'tn/, n.
Cretin who loves to skate concrete

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Hey Skidzilla! GTFO!

Just kidding. But we're still gonna party!

Come celebrate cleaner air for the Louisville skate scene! Our most prolific polluter and trou dropper, Skidzilla, is headed west. Pacific Northwest to be a bit more precise, Portland to be even a bit more specific. A town of legendary 'crete. He's already made friends with the Skate and Annoy and Earth Patrol Media crew, so I know HE will be happy with his skate sessions. Though they may rethink their hospitality after an evening of drinking and red meat with the methane factory that is Dave's rectum.  

Sunday, May 27th. Festivities begin at 10:00 AM. A grill will be manned, so bring yer meat. Bring yer beverages. And bring some shade, it's gonna be a scorcher. Bring a camera too. Capture some Concretin moments. Probably the largest Cretin session you'll ever see. Gonna miss that smelly mthrfkr. 

Skidzilla gettin' down on the coping at MC's backyard bowl in Portland. Yes, I said "backyard bowl." Don't hate, create!

2 Comments:

  • At 6:47 PM, Anonymous Kilwag said…

    You say good bye I say hello. (and nice board.)

     
  • At 8:17 PM, Blogger gimpinainteasy said…

    If the Skidz must go...might as well be Portland!!

    SAD and STOKED.

    I cannot wait to visit.

    See you M effers Sunday.

     

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