CRETIN: /kret'in/, /kree'tn/, n.
Congenital loser; an obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right

CONCRETIN: /kahn'kret'in/, /kahn'kree'tn/, n.
Cretin who loves to skate concrete

Monday, November 23, 2009

This could be fun

Apparently there is a new Tony Hawk game where you actually get to stand on a skateboard...well, kind of.



Here is another good one:


Travio

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Buena Vista is Dead?

Well, probably by now. It's likely been blown out and disrespected to the point the property owner has loaded up the stoke filled hole with dirt once again. At least it hasn't been jackhammered like so many legendary pools. It has the potential to be resurrected again. And whenever that lotto retirement plan comes through, I suspect my west coast abode will be near Santa Cruz. We even met the man behind the art, Jimbo Phillips. (If you don't know the Phillips family connection to skating, well, then I thank you for your pedestrian patronage! Now go google 'em.)

Here's a just a sample of the sessions I witnessed. First up is Kooks and some Locals.



Here's the Wankers on Holiday version (intro sequence is the same). These guys were hilarious. We met them at Lake Cunningham, and skated with them at Santa Cruz too. I hope to skate with them in England some day.

Sunday, November 01, 2009

Hey, I was ready after all!

Upon arrival in SanJose California, I notice the luggage carousel is a bag light. Fantastic. At least it wasn't my skate gear, but a semi-camping trip without a sleeping bag, no towel, and no fresh underwear or socks, wasn't exactly going to be comfortable. The KOA staff took pity on me and loaned me a sleeping bag and a pillow and I borrowed some fresh socks for day two. Thanks Mike. Eventually it all worked out - with me doing the airlines job for them - I REALLY hate lame customer service people. FK YOU SanJose SWA Baggage Claim crew! YOU SUCK! (I'm not bitter.)

But lets get on with the skating and the stoke.

This was by far the greatest all skate weekend I have ever experienced. (OBX is a very close second, like Phelps/Cavic close.) I didn't learn as much philosophically this trip as I did in Phoenix last year. But I feel I have earned an honorary PhD in skatetrip theory. I learned so many more practical things this trip.

I learned:

Don't put all your socks and underwear in one checked bag. And don't believe what anyone in baggage claim service tells you.

Don't give Zach your camera. (Gabba Gabba Hey)

Don't flip off some random dude on the street who gave your hippy homeless emo ass a beer, because he'll chase you down and take it back.

You can take your own beer into a pizzaria in downtown Santa Cruz.

If you have the chance to hit a classic skatespot, DO IT! It'll be more fun than you ever imagined.

It feels kinda cool to session with a legendary graphic artist in a pool he painted. He was smiling the whole time, even though he knows his work will soon be buried.

Lil' Tony is not the only "action figure" traveling the world with skaters. Though his name is a bit less abrasive than "Barry Woodcock."

People from England talk funny, and have a great sense of humor. And they can skeet like melon farmers.

Taco Trucks do exist.

There are Kooks who believe it is important to hang with friends. Even if that means driving for 15 hours only to sit around and watch because they're still limpin' on a healing broken leg.

If you're going to sleep in a skatepark, take ear plugs.

An effective method to dislocate your shoulder is to bail from 15 feet up in a 22 foot full pipe.

If you puke your Taco Truck dinner just right, the spatter will form a face.

Skidzilla will hang his bare ass over your head if you fall asleep at the skatepark, especially if a camera is present.

Skate pros are Dads too.

Going frontside over 16' up, 6' of which is pure vert, is some serious frkn gnar to witness.

Don't judge a park by pictures. Don't attempt to determine how/where you will skate the park by said pictures. Just wait 'til you get there, because I'll bet you're completely wrong.

The SkullBowl is gnarballs!

Surprise! I can grind on pool coping.

Watching your friends skate is often more fun than skating.

For Scorpios, letting go and letting others handle certain aspects of your travel is very difficult, but totally worth it.

If you're a dancin' banana, do not believe your googly eyes, big smile and sunny disposition will save you from becoming breakfast.

GPS saves!

For every hour of video footage you shoot, realize you're looking at least 3 hours of post. (Again, totally worth it.)

And on the flight home I learned that if your sinuses are messed up, when on final approach, your head won't actually explode, and you won't pass out from the internal pressure, no matter how bad you wish you would. (Worst flights EVER. OMG.)

And finally, there is nothing more precious than the sound of your child yelling Dattee when they see you for the first time in 3 days.

Bonus lesson: When you think they aren't paying attention, you're wrong. TheBoy was staring into my eyes with a content smile. I knew what was happening. I said calmly, "Stop stealing my soul." He replied without hesitation. "No."

It's good to be home.

Kook "Chef" shot this vid at Buena Vista. Rough as hell, at least a foot and half of vert, no coping, and an absolute blast. This pool has been buried and dug out at least 3 times. The stars aligned and it was dug out 2 weeks prior to our trip. Rumor has it, it's not filled in yet.


For nostalgia and reference, here's Cab skating it "back in the day." Wait, clarification: Here's Cab KILLING it.


My vid from Santa Cruz and "The Wave." Great park. Fast and SMOOOOTH.

Santa Cruz 2009 from Concretins on Vimeo.



Another "Classic" skate spot... Derby Park. Gimpy had enough fun for everyone here.

Derby Park, Santa Cruz, CA from Concretins on Vimeo.



I still have more to edit (LakeCunningham and my Buena Vista footage). But that oughta hold ya for a lil' while.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Frontside Teaser

Here's a brief moment of our EPIC weekend in California. More is coming, I swear... Skidz could do a write up too, though I don't think I saw him take a single pic (with his own cam)... and Gimpy has the technology as well as documentation of things I did not witness(and some that I did)...

ANYWAY... Get bleedin' on wivit ya git!!

Group Photo from Concretins on Vimeo.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Don't Forget NoShow's Halloween Party this Saturday

Concretins and friends, don't forget about NoShow's 8th Annual Halloween Party this coming Saturday, October 24th. The party starts at 7PM. There will be appetizers, snacks, dessert, and candy. We'll be serving drinks for kids and adults. We'll have movies projected, karaoke, Guitar Hero, a piñata, a costume contest, and more! Hope to see everyone there!

Click on the invitation below for more info...



Wednesday, October 07, 2009

I am not ready...

It's about that time of year again. Time for the apparently annual fall "skate-cation" weekend. 'Twas out to Phoenix the last 2 years, and even threw in an east coast week long adventure in April. This time, with apologies to LL Cool J, I'm goin' back to Cali. Don't hate me 'cause I'm goin' to the concrete paradise that is Lake Cunningham Regional Skatepark, hate me because I can do a backside nollie disaster better than you. Because believe me, I hate you for doin' anything frontside.

Saturday night when you're watching them say goodnight on SNL and snugglin' up to your pillow, me, Skidzilla, Gimpy, and about 70 other Kooks will be just settling in for a long night of 'crete rippage...

Have a look... I am sooo not ready.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

WidowMaker Jam Session

So I lucked out, if you will, and didn't have to drive to "almost Wisconsin" last weekend. Sorry we missed the wedding, and sorry Alice had so much class work to do, but I certainly didn't miss the 12 hours on the road.

I strolled up to the WidowMaker about 9:00 Friday night. It was lit up like a beacon of stoke in the dark night. And the rippage was ON!

I had a decent session, and only pulled a few of my standards, but on that ramp, that's a big deal for me. It's big, smooth, fast and skeery. Travis was there representin' FROs. Martinez was there, keepin' a chair from floating away, I never saw him skate, not one run. :P Also present were Radly, Dane, Mike (from Lexington) and a few other locals whom I've met before at similar sessions, where we all skate more than we talk... and skate we did. I didn't take alot of photos. Sorry you missed it. Thanks for hosting Phil.

One of many smooth frontside 5-0s by Andy. (of TheProgramZine.com)


Dane makes it look all too easy. This is a boneless, BEFORE he pauses on the deck. Kinda like a Judo Air to Boneless. Yea, he can skeet.