CRETIN: /kret'in/, /kree'tn/, n.
Congenital loser; an obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right

CONCRETIN: /kahn'kret'in/, /kahn'kree'tn/, n.
Cretin who loves to skate concrete

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Good News Cretins! Well, for now.

I'm still skeptical, because of how long it took to get the park and my distrust not of our Mayor, but of the douche bag city council that selfishly halted Phase 2 of the park... but things look promising for the skatepark remaining where it is, and intact, during the next decade(or more) of Spaghetti Junction reconstruction.

From the Courier-Journal on Tuesday, Dec. 27, 2011
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After years of uncertainty on how the Ohio River Bridges Project would affect the Louisville Extreme Park, engineering consultants now say the latest design for rebuilding Spaghetti Junction should leave the popular skate park largely intact, with little likelihood of having to relocate it.

Govs. Mitch Daniels of Indiana and Steve Beshear of Kentucky and Louisville Mayor Greg Fischer had announced a cost-cutting plan this year for the project that would include Spaghetti Junction being rebuilt in place, instead of being moved to the south as part of the bridges project.

The original highway plan would have required taking more than an acre of the 1.85-acre Extreme Park, said John Sacksteder, project manager for Community Transportation Solutions, the Bridges Project engineering consultant. But the revised plan, while still deemed preliminary, will require Kentucky to take only about two-thirds of an acre at the Extreme Park — or about one-third of the park land, Sacksteder said.

The revised project calls for a ramp to pass over the western portion of the skate park — an on ramp from Brook Street leading to northbound Interstate 65, with a secondary ramp jutting off and leading to westbound I-64. But Sacksteder said there is no intent to sink any piers or pillars into the park’s skating surface. Ultimately, contractors probably will determine the final ramp configuration, including where the ramp supports go.

Skateboarder Adam Sharp said the fact that the Extreme Park can remain largely intact “is definitely a relief.” The park, he said, “has become kind of a tourist destination for skateboarders from all over America and for people who want to skate one of the best parks in the world.”

The park, a pet project of former Louisville Mayor Dave Armstrong, opened in 2002 and cost about $2 million. It has about 40,000 square feet of concrete skating surface and a wood “vert” ramp, along with restrooms.
It is managed by Metro Parks and provides skateboarding, in-line skating and sports biking opportunitiies for all ages and skill levels.

Shawn Fawbush, a longtime skateboarder and an instrumental member of the original users task force that advised the city on the park’s development, said users “were absolutely worried” that the park would have to be either relocated, closed for several years or greatly altered by the construction.

“Everyone has been wondering whether the park would be torn up, or have to close,” he said. Sacksteder speculated that construction in and around the skate park would occur around 2015 or 2016. And he said the work in that area probably could be completed in one construction season, meaning the impact on the skate park would likely take six to 12 months. Officials said that they will decide later whether the park — which is currently open 6 a.m. to 11 p.m. seven days a week — will have to close during construction.

Fawbush said having a concrete ramp over the western side of the park might add to the urban atmosphere. “That’s fine, as long as it’s skateable,” he said. And a pillar or two could be considered as new features of the park, he said. Noah Hulsman, another local skateboarder, said the that adding that a ramp passing over the park would provide some badly needed shade.

Chris Poynter, Fischer’s spokesman, said the administration is tickled that the park won’t have to be torn up, relocated or closed for an extended period. He said the original Spaghetti Junction plan appeared to put the park in jeopardy. “The park has proved to be very popular,” Poynter said. “We are glad to hear that we will not have to rebuild it” somewhere else. “Our goal all along has been to keep the park open,” said Metro Parks Director Mike Heitz. “This is great news.”
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The park being "open 6 a.m. to 11 p.m." is news to me. What are they doing, turning off the other half of the lights? (Half of them are blown out already.) I call bullshit. But whatever. What do I know? Just glad to know the park does have some friends in the administration.

Friday, December 16, 2011

Merry Christmas Cretins!



Miss you melon farmers. Miss the warmth of the Sun too. Hope all is well with you and yours. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Woodward Report, or Gimpy Shuns the Blog

I poached his Woodward trip report from OldKookSkating.com...

It had been waaay too long since I had last seen these guys. We might have laughed more than we skated this weekend, and we skated quite a bit. Good shit.

GET IN THE VAN. We all took turns gassing it up.


Woodward had been busy since last time.


Mini Mega madness.


This kid is like 12 years old. BS Disaster. He did a 900 on it too. No, WE weren't allowed to skate it. Some were disappointed, all were probably relieved. (Total bullshit. I want to skate that!)


Jamie Bestwick warming up. (FanBoy approves!)


A.C. working on his FSA.


T-RASH. GOT. AFTER. IT.


200 lbs of man right there. The Professor would want u all to know that.


Mozer. Backflip gone awry.


Skidzilla. Plotting.


Old Folks Home hoedown.


A benefit show for our fallen comrade, Dave, who did vocals for the Twisted Sister "Burn in Hell" cover.


We were all really stoked on this Chevette. Hell, who wouldn't be?

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Nikoli's commentary: I'd bet TheProfessor's ass was not that smooth when the weekend began. I shudder to think what went on between (or even during) skate sessions.

Anyone want to go shave their ass, er, I mean, skate at Woodward in February? Winter wonderland getaway scheduled for February 24-26, 2012.

Monday, October 31, 2011

Skateboarding VS. Architecture

This vid, from Auckland, NZ does a good job of illustrating both sides of city planning for public spaces versus skateboarders. And it's in a civil and positive documentary type presentation. It really should never be us versus them.

Skateboarding VS Architecture: A Study of Public Space and Materiality in Auckland City from SwineTrotters on Vimeo.


A worn ledge is absolutely NOT blatant vandalism like a ridiculous initial tag of some gangster-wanna-be jackass. My street skating consists of a daily commute on a cruiser board. No kickflips down stairs, no wall rides, and no noseslides on ledges. Not because I don't see the opportunities, but because I don't bounce any more. I see many things that I just can't physically attempt any longer. And it ain't no thang. I get lots o' fun rollin' with Kooks and Cretins at private ramps and public skateparks, more fun than any security guard ending session I've ever had.

But for any pedestrian reading this, you want to empower someone? I mean really make someone surprise themselves? Next time you see some skater bail a backside 180 down a set of stairs. Don't scowl or bitch or roll your eyes. Tell 'em, "Get back up and make that shit!" Next try, it's a guaranteed make.

Friday, September 30, 2011

Curmudgeons can skeet.

We're old. We're curmudgeonly. We're padded. And we're bargin' your session!
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Multiple Cretins at a session has been a rarity lately. I don't know exactly why for every one else, but for me, life just keeps happening while I'm busy making other plans. The Lizard Ramp is in my neighborhood, so it's easy for me to hit a weeknight session with little effort and minimal family neglect. While I was definitely stoked to skate with buggers I haven't seen in a few weeks, I was equally stoked to not be the only fully padded relic attempting to throw down. And throw down we did. Thanks for the extra stoke Cretins! We're (still) not dead yet.

Best Stinkbug Photo EVER!
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Junior can surf.
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Stand up Frontside. I hate Skidzilla.
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The Force is strong with Jones. Damn kids.
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Andrew floats a Stinkbug. I said... Damn kids!
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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

McCall

A quick tour of McCall's 14,000 sq ft skatepark. It is awesome in many ways.

Wednesday, July 06, 2011

July 4th Barnacle BBQ ! ! !