At least it's not FruitBootin'

We have a friend in California... he rollerskates. Now you may think that is too ghey for the Cretins, but he has Powell Skate Park Formula skate wheels on his boots, AND I've seen him roll an 11' peanut bowl in Goodyear, Arizona. Bootboy can skeet. The real surprise is that you would think this level of kook would guarantee a life of celibacy... but apparently, not only is he knockin' boots, he's ridiculously fertile. Tired of complaining about having no one to (roller)skate with, OCRob took matters into his own hands (so to speak) and decided to repopulate the genre... Way to go Rob. Well done, Sir.