CRETIN: /kret'in/, /kree'tn/, n.
Congenital loser; an obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right

CONCRETIN: /kahn'kret'in/, /kahn'kree'tn/, n.
Cretin who loves to skate concrete

Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Woodward Report, or Gimpy Shuns the Blog

I poached his Woodward trip report from

It had been waaay too long since I had last seen these guys. We might have laughed more than we skated this weekend, and we skated quite a bit. Good shit.

GET IN THE VAN. We all took turns gassing it up.

Woodward had been busy since last time.

Mini Mega madness.

This kid is like 12 years old. BS Disaster. He did a 900 on it too. No, WE weren't allowed to skate it. Some were disappointed, all were probably relieved. (Total bullshit. I want to skate that!)

Jamie Bestwick warming up. (FanBoy approves!)

A.C. working on his FSA.


200 lbs of man right there. The Professor would want u all to know that.

Mozer. Backflip gone awry.

Skidzilla. Plotting.

Old Folks Home hoedown.

A benefit show for our fallen comrade, Dave, who did vocals for the Twisted Sister "Burn in Hell" cover.

We were all really stoked on this Chevette. Hell, who wouldn't be?

Nikoli's commentary: I'd bet TheProfessor's ass was not that smooth when the weekend began. I shudder to think what went on between (or even during) skate sessions.

Anyone want to go shave their ass, er, I mean, skate at Woodward in February? Winter wonderland getaway scheduled for February 24-26, 2012.