CRETIN: /kret'in/, /kree'tn/, n.
Congenital loser; an obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right

CONCRETIN: /kahn'kret'in/, /kahn'kree'tn/, n.
Cretin who loves to skate concrete

Monday, March 21, 2011

Are you sponsored?

There comes a time at the skatepark, when you're having a good session when some random kid will ask you this question. Sometimes even when you're not having a good session. But Skidzilla has made me suspect just about everyone is a smartass so I usually figure the kid is just being a sarcastic lil' turd on those days.

But(t) anyway… "product flow" is one form of sponsorship, right? So by that definition, the Cretins have been sponsored! Melissa over at has hooked us up with some kickass stickers. Why? Because we skate. No, really! (And apparently we had a good post up on the day she checked the site. Obviously BEFORE Valentine's Day and Skidzilla's ass post.) So if ya need a sign or some bumper stickers, please check 'em out. Look, there's even a link over there on the right. No, we don't get any percentage of sales. No, we didn't sell out… at least not completely. But yea, I'll pimp out the blog for some stickers. ;) Hit us up for some new vinyl for your ride next time you see us.

Saturday, March 05, 2011

Woodward Re-Revisited...