CRETIN: /kret'in/, /kree'tn/, n.
Congenital loser; an obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right

CONCRETIN: /kahn'kret'in/, /kahn'kree'tn/, n.
Cretin who loves to skate concrete

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Hangin' Out in Milton, Fl

You may remember Mr. Nikoli's post about Milton Skatepark - two gents getting hassled by The Man for dropping in on this insanely steep, insanely quick-transitioned wall.

Well, me and Steve-o hit it on Wednesday.

It is a bad-ass Team pain Park. It looks like one giant bowl with some wonky chit round the outside; the aforementioned wall, a clam behind a clam(!), an asymmetrical (5 feet one side, three feet on the other) spine. All this stuff looked random and oddly placed until two yokels showed up and showed us that the whole park outside the bowl is carve-able and chock full-o-lines in and out of the bowl.

It was 90 degrees at 8:30 am when we got there, but we toughed it out for over an hour and a half. My only real accomplishment was a carve over the love seat in the deep end. Although, I am also proud of the obligatory shot with me climbing on the wall flippin' the bird. Steve-o was carving much higher that pics will show. It was a rockin good time! Wish you coulda jammed on it with us!


  • At 1:22 PM, Blogger travio said…

    That place looks fun as hell...wish I was there with you two. I want to carve and that looks like a good place for some of dat.

    When are you guys getting back again?

  • At 3:36 PM, Blogger Nikoli said…

    Stoke! Way to stick it to the man Skidz! Glad you guys are gettin' your skate on, 'cause we certainly are here!


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