CRETIN: /kret'in/, /kree'tn/, n.
Congenital loser; an obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right

CONCRETIN: /kahn'kret'in/, /kahn'kree'tn/, n.
Cretin who loves to skate concrete

Friday, May 22, 2009

The Metamorphosis continues...

It's is growing... in a barn, in Indiana... and it will be awesome.

Obviously I'm not a well read, prose writing Cretin, like Skidzilla. Nor am I as good looking, tall, and frontside scares the beejeezus outta me. But I've got a big deck, so my self esteem is intact.

Anyway, while Gimpy is out frolicking in the skateparks of Montana, local Cretins are hard at work constructing a new training facility. Thanks to Rich in the great northwest at Earth Patrol Media for the ramp render. Hope I'm not spoiling anything for anyone... the idea is to inspire your lazy ass to cross the big crick into Hoosierville and man a hammer, saw, and/or drill. If you want a free pass, put in the work. Otherwise, you'd best bring alot o' beer and maybe some donuts. (This means you Gimpy! Punkass.) Nobody rides for free Melon Farmers!



The Mastermind Mofo and his tranny.




And just so you know, the OBX coverage is not complete.


  • At 10:04 AM, Blogger travio said…

    I'll be the first to say that this ramp is looking damn fun. I've ordered up a big fat order of wood, which should give us enough to finish the TMW2.

    With the motivation of Mofo and a big help from Nik and Skidzilla, the ramp is moving right along. Thanks guys for all your help so far.

    I've placed a big fat lumber lumber order which should give us enough wood to finish this sucker off. Everything is solid and just about ready to throw some sheeting on it.

    Fun, fun and once again a big thank you to Nik, Skidz, and the master mind Mofo.



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