Finally, we get the bike!
It's been under the tree, since November. All wrapped up, but it's shaped like a bike, feels like a bike, the size of a bike... gotta be a frkn bike! Woo hoo! We're gettin' a bike! But not 'til January 20, 2009, damn. TODAY! FINALLY! We get the bike!! (Daily Show/Jon Stewart reference. Guess you had to see that episode. Sorry.)
Anyway... to follow a mushy post of a child's birthday, I must return the Cretin blog to it's proper Cretin status. Not in the manner which Skidzilla would eagerly use, with a bare man ass photo. Nay, I go the classy route. And say Happy Inauguration Day, in a way that only true Cretins can appreciate.
![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_t_knQPZGWl4JBDDGz8QkEZduEgfBd1m31m7SEw1wwUrIBwukD-L9UJFpFO876TQ5k8T_PeTe2Ylb5uyw60XYaZ03PWbQBwTC-DIvjbe18ywZvPEgDTrlngR-Yf0uyrXgWYwQVh26JcmUZy4fP1tX0=s0-d)
Crude? No doubt, but(t) no less amusing. (Thanks to www.DesignYouTrust.com for pointing it out on www.elsanchez.com)
Have a great day people. Hope your year has as much promise and far fewer problems than President Obama's. I know mine does. (see below)
Anyway... to follow a mushy post of a child's birthday, I must return the Cretin blog to it's proper Cretin status. Not in the manner which Skidzilla would eagerly use, with a bare man ass photo. Nay, I go the classy route. And say Happy Inauguration Day, in a way that only true Cretins can appreciate.
Crude? No doubt, but(t) no less amusing. (Thanks to www.DesignYouTrust.com for pointing it out on www.elsanchez.com)
Have a great day people. Hope your year has as much promise and far fewer problems than President Obama's. I know mine does. (see below)
2 Comments:
At 4:25 PM,
jer said…
woo hoo we got the bike, and its a GT not a Huffy!!
At 8:43 PM,
Nikoli said…
Finally... the lil baby birthday post got plenty of hecking, but the shave your pubes bit was answered with crickets... tough crowd.
Post a Comment
<< Home