Finally, we get the bike!

It's been under the tree, since November. All wrapped up, but it's shaped like a bike, feels like a bike, the size of a bike... gotta be a frkn bike! Woo hoo! We're gettin' a bike! But not 'til January 20, 2009, damn. TODAY! FINALLY! We get the bike!! (Daily Show/Jon Stewart reference. Guess you had to see that episode. Sorry.)

Anyway... to follow a mushy post of a child's birthday, I must return the Cretin blog to it's proper Cretin status. Not in the manner which Skidzilla would eagerly use, with a bare man ass photo. Nay, I go the classy route. And say Happy Inauguration Day, in a way that only true Cretins can appreciate.



Crude? No doubt, but(t) no less amusing. (Thanks to www.DesignYouTrust.com for pointing it out on www.elsanchez.com)

Have a great day people. Hope your year has as much promise and far fewer problems than President Obama's. I know mine does. (see below)