CRETIN: /kret'in/, /kree'tn/, n.
Congenital loser; an obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right

CONCRETIN: /kahn'kret'in/, /kahn'kree'tn/, n.
Cretin who loves to skate concrete

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Finally, we get the bike!

It's been under the tree, since November. All wrapped up, but it's shaped like a bike, feels like a bike, the size of a bike... gotta be a frkn bike! Woo hoo! We're gettin' a bike! But not 'til January 20, 2009, damn. TODAY! FINALLY! We get the bike!! (Daily Show/Jon Stewart reference. Guess you had to see that episode. Sorry.)

Anyway... to follow a mushy post of a child's birthday, I must return the Cretin blog to it's proper Cretin status. Not in the manner which Skidzilla would eagerly use, with a bare man ass photo. Nay, I go the classy route. And say Happy Inauguration Day, in a way that only true Cretins can appreciate.

Crude? No doubt, but(t) no less amusing. (Thanks to for pointing it out on

Have a great day people. Hope your year has as much promise and far fewer problems than President Obama's. I know mine does. (see below)


  • At 4:25 PM, Blogger jer said…

    woo hoo we got the bike, and its a GT not a Huffy!!

  • At 8:43 PM, Blogger Nikoli said…

    Finally... the lil baby birthday post got plenty of hecking, but the shave your pubes bit was answered with crickets... tough crowd.


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