CRETIN: /kret'in/, /kree'tn/, n.
Congenital loser; an obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right

CONCRETIN: /kahn'kret'in/, /kahn'kree'tn/, n.
Cretin who loves to skate concrete

Friday, December 12, 2008

Your sport is totally bogus.

This has been covered by everyone but me. Until now... This absolutely kicks ass. I dare say, it's like, totally rad. I present to you "All 80s All Day!"

Now Skidzilla, Steve-O, and NoShow are going to have no idea who these guys are, nor why this is so freakin' awesome... You 3 just sit back and enjoy what you missed while you were NOT skating 20 years ago. But the rest of you old buggers know what's up. Now before you hit play, you must stand up and do the "Scooby Doo Time Warp/Dream Sequence dance"... *doodlydoo doodlydoo doodlydoo* (sound effect required for the dance)

Welcome back to the 80s!! The land of backyard vert ramps with channels and pvc coping, along with spandex and neon colored everything. Now excuse me while I go out to buy some suspenders.


-Jam Session


-Cool Pics Slideshow


  • At 4:55 PM, Blogger jer said…

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  • At 5:03 PM, Blogger jer said…

    dude, why can't you edit on this thing??

    i don't think that whole shebang counts man, i don't see steve schneer doin' a ho ho anywhere and not one single vision street wear sign.

  • At 6:12 PM, Blogger Nikoli said…

    You didn't do the dance, that's why. ;)

  • At 7:50 PM, Blogger OMP said…

    Thanks man!
    You're always bringin it!

    I know who they are!

    yeah, OMP's been sk8n since the 70's...
    You'd think I'd be a little better by now...Duh!

  • At 1:09 AM, Blogger Kvon said…

    This was the event for sure! Definitely missed V.S.W. Tony's pink helmet, Chris Miller and ... was Lance there??? But all that aside This event was a mega-stoke! Turn down the volume and play your old "Odd Man Out" cassette along to the jam!

  • At 1:27 AM, Blogger Kvon said…

    OK, I see Lance in the pics... cool! I could watch this thing all day long! Ah! The good ol days!

  • At 4:16 PM, Blogger gimpinainteasy said…

    Good shit! Channel to channel handplants are so gnar.

  • At 8:08 PM, Blogger Phil said…

    Went to ollies today, and then sk8ed the 7' until dark, planning a ollies trip in 2-3 weeks, date to follow. My shins should be healed by then, but my new left hit has a indention that you can ride a fingerboard in. It hurt like hell when it happened, but has no pain present, sk8ing the spencer indoor wends. Phil


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