CRETIN: /kret'in/, /kree'tn/, n.
Congenital loser; an obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right

CONCRETIN: /kahn'kret'in/, /kahn'kree'tn/, n.
Cretin who loves to skate concrete

Sunday, November 02, 2008


Woo hoo!! Yes, I'm glad that the ridiculous political ads will soon cease, but the election actually has squat to do with my November stoke. It is time... time to celebrate another full circuit around the sun for this Scorpio, 36 total trips and still truckin'... and even more importantly, it's time to celebrate this thing called skateboarding. You may ask..."Don't you do that every week with a session at the skatepark or one of the many private ramps at your disposal?" YES. But skating is only properly celebrated on a roadtrip. And even though that roadtrip may involve a plane, the destination is key... Phoenix, Arizona baby. Land of Scorpions, home of the Old Man Army, and location of acres of kickass 'crete.

You ready? No, you're not.



Union Hills



Goodyear (poached from

Got Gnar? Not enough, but I'm goin' anyway!


  • At 3:01 PM, Blogger Kvon said…

    LUCKY! I so wanted to go... I have excuses galore. :( I hope I can go next year. The OMA seems like the coolest group of people ever. Make sure you have enough fun for yourselves AND everyone who did not get to go! Take lots of pictures then take some more.. and post those pics darn it! lol! Maybe you could do a remote post while you are there! ;) Have fun, Y'all deserve it!

  • At 4:38 PM, Blogger OMP said…


    Are we there yet?
    Are we there yet?
    Are we there yet?

    Gimpy is going to have a ball!

    Did we hit Peoria last time? I'm not remembering it.

  • At 5:38 PM, Blogger Nikoli said…

    Are you gonna do that the whole trip? Don't make me turn this car around... guess that'll be a fairly empty threat huh?

    Yes we hit Peroria. It was the one before Union Hills. That's why you don't remember. Skidzilla remembers.

  • At 12:10 PM, Blogger jer said…

    not even close to ready.

    see ya'll fellers this weekend!! woo hoo!!!!

  • At 7:15 PM, Blogger gimpinainteasy said…

    Pre-trip stoke is on!! 24 hours from now I'll be cruising at about 30,000 on the way to Phoenix, AZ . . . O H H H Y E A H H H H . . .

    See You There !!!

  • At 1:02 PM, Blogger Jeff said…

    Sofa King LUCKY! I'm stoked for you guys for sure! OMA for LIFE!

  • At 12:22 PM, Blogger OMP said…

    Yep, I wasn't ready!
    BUT I HAD FUN!!!!!!!!!!!


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