CRETIN: /kret'in/, /kree'tn/, n.
Congenital loser; an obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right

CONCRETIN: /kahn'kret'in/, /kahn'kree'tn/, n.
Cretin who loves to skate concrete

Friday, August 18, 2006

Who's Got a Pair? Jon's Got a Pair!

Buy that man a new, bigger pair o' pants - and don't stand too close to him either. I spent Friday nite a week ago listening to Jon flatly state that he just didn't "have enough sack to pull a 50-50 stall back in fakie." But SHEEE-IT, he's got enough sack to drop the vert extension. He's got enough sack to bonk into the 8 foot capsule - which sports AT LEAST a foot o' vert. In my book that's Sack to Spare.

So, next time you are gnar-deficient in any way, give Jon a shout. Maybe he'll hobble over and unleash some on you. Then you can pull that trick you've been belly achin' over for so long.

When I grow up I want somebody to love me enough to paste my face on a picture of a guy with testicular elephantitis!


  • At 6:04 PM, Blogger gimpinainteasy said…

    L M F A O ! ! ! !

    I'll probably bonk into the 11' before I bring a 50-50 in fakie (that shit is SCARY).


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