Can you make the cut?

What? Steve-O landed a heart attack? I didn't even know he rode a motorcycle, let alone knew what FMX and a heart attack was! We gotta get that on video! OH, wait, he HAD one! Holy Shit!

Alright... There are things you hope for when you go to see someone who has had a heart attack, there are certain things you expect. You hope they're ok, but you expect them to look like shit with bags under their eyes and like they've been smacked with a truck. But Concretins don't play dat.

We walk into to Steve-O's room, and he's smilin' and laughin' sittin' in the chair(sportin' a team shirt no less) and his wife is chillin' in the hospital bed... Perhaps I got misinformed... Nope. He's the "sufferer." And to hear him tell it, I bet his nurses suffered more than he did. Fan-fuggin-tastic! He had already been working on "better living" and I think this was just Chins way of sayin' hurry up a bit. So Leah got to take him home today - good luck Leah! Keep up the good work and welcome home SkidMark! Glad you're ok.

So on the way home from the infirmary, Alice and I stop at Rafferty's for dinner, 'cause we're feelin' good that our friend is ok. In his hearts honor I even order the "spinach tortilla wrapped chicken" thing and nothing fried - but accompanied by a Corona, of course. But we decided that the more friends we have, the probability of some tradgedy goes up exponentially. So we're makin' cuts people! If you will kindly forward your family medical history and skate related resume to concretins@yahoo.com, that'd be great. Bros Skids are grandfathered in with the recent cardio incident, and they're brothers. The rest of you, Get your stuff together. Get healthy and no stupid shit, 'cause I WILL slap a skate sticker on your coffin!