Yankees Beware!
The Concretins are coming! The Concretins are coming! That's right Baby! Drain your pool, share your beer and lock up your daughters!
ROADTRIP! Pack your GNAR!
This Thursday through Sunday, 'Cretins are invading "The Region." Better known as Chi-town and Northwestern Indiana for the rest of the world. We're gonna shred the parks in Crown Point, Valpo, Portage, Whiting, and Wilson Ave. Park in Chicago. Wood, 'crete, we don't care, it's all goin' down! They built it, we skate it. Some of them have seen me before, but I'm packin' new Gnar now - and I'm bringin' friends! I ain't skeered! (unless there's pool coping) Team security guard, OMP, gots my back. He'll give those pool edges a fat lip, no sweat. And my boards already chipped, I'll help ya eat it if necessary.
Drop us a line if ya wanna shred a park and meet a few legends (in our own minds). And don't be shy, Skidzilla is always stoked to sign autographs! But please, be respectful during our moment of silence for the missing 'Cretins on this trip - Mofo, Gimpy, and Steve-O. We'll bust a pivot, roll-in, and a rock fakie for ya!
We apologize in advance to the officers of the small town of Hobart being required to work overtime this weekend. But PLEASE clean the cell toilets before we arrive and we'll try not to puke in your cruiser. Thanks. See ya soon!
ROADTRIP! Pack your GNAR!
This Thursday through Sunday, 'Cretins are invading "The Region." Better known as Chi-town and Northwestern Indiana for the rest of the world. We're gonna shred the parks in Crown Point, Valpo, Portage, Whiting, and Wilson Ave. Park in Chicago. Wood, 'crete, we don't care, it's all goin' down! They built it, we skate it. Some of them have seen me before, but I'm packin' new Gnar now - and I'm bringin' friends! I ain't skeered! (unless there's pool coping) Team security guard, OMP, gots my back. He'll give those pool edges a fat lip, no sweat. And my boards already chipped, I'll help ya eat it if necessary.
Drop us a line if ya wanna shred a park and meet a few legends (in our own minds). And don't be shy, Skidzilla is always stoked to sign autographs! But please, be respectful during our moment of silence for the missing 'Cretins on this trip - Mofo, Gimpy, and Steve-O. We'll bust a pivot, roll-in, and a rock fakie for ya!
We apologize in advance to the officers of the small town of Hobart being required to work overtime this weekend. But PLEASE clean the cell toilets before we arrive and we'll try not to puke in your cruiser. Thanks. See ya soon!
posted by Nikoli @ 6:40 PM
1 Comments:
At 4:36 PM,
OMP said…
Hey Matt,
Good to meet you! Thanks for all the fun at your park! We hope everyone of the locals there realize that they have a really good little park. Excellent construction & nice layout. Tell them not to take it for granted.
Advice for you... Try to skate as many different types of parks as you can. Don't get too comfy at your home park.
Way to go Crown Point!
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