Who's Got a Pair? Jon's Got a Pair!

Buy that man a new, bigger pair o' pants - and don't stand too close to him either. I spent Friday nite a week ago listening to Jon flatly state that he just didn't "have enough sack to pull a 50-50 stall back in fakie." But SHEEE-IT, he's got enough sack to drop the vert extension. He's got enough sack to bonk into the 8 foot capsule - which sports AT LEAST a foot o' vert. In my book that's Sack to Spare.

So, next time you are gnar-deficient in any way, give Jon a shout. Maybe he'll hobble over and unleash some on you. Then you can pull that trick you've been belly achin' over for so long.


When I grow up I want somebody to love me enough to paste my face on a picture of a guy with testicular elephantitis!