CRETIN: /kret'in/, /kree'tn/, n.
Congenital loser; an obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right

CONCRETIN: /kahn'kret'in/, /kahn'kree'tn/, n.
Cretin who loves to skate concrete

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Swingin Ramp Party

Paul wasn't around when I placed my hand-made "You Are NOT Here" sticker (complete with X-marks-the-spot graphix) right at the top of the wall. If I had known how much Gnar Paul was packing I would Have added the asterix and disclaimer -*Unless You Are Paul.

Although I got a few good runs in, I was sadly Gnar-deficient. What little Gnar I had was instantly vanquished with dinner and, alas, I could skate no more. Here's my empirical mathematical theorem that I proved last night.

Skidzilla's Law:

1 Hamburger + 2 Krispy Kreme's + 1 Grilled Banana Surprise + 2 Beer = 0 Gnar

When I grow up I want to pack and weild Gnar every time I skate.


  • At 9:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Aw yeah, that vert looks sweet. Looks like a good secret spot. Long live the backyard/barn scene!

  • At 2:54 PM, Blogger travio said…

    Life changes...that's what it's all about right? I mean, we have to keep ourselves constantly challenged, well at least slightly beyond content, or you'll find yourself rolling a booger on the steering wheel of your car as you drive yourself mindlessly, everyday, Monday through Friday, to work and that my friend, will be as good as it gets. So, this is why it's so sweet doing what we do, "Old Men Skating"’s the cure for the discontent, a bohemian break from the conventional recreation that gentleman our age typically partake in, skating…it’s LASIKS for life...are we seeing clearly yet? Anyway, thanks again gang for inviting this old school skater…Travis
    check out my not so good photos here!

  • At 5:14 PM, Blogger gimpinainteasy said…

    Leave it to Porno Dave for a title like that haha.


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