CRETIN: /kret'in/, /kree'tn/, n.
Congenital loser; an obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right

CONCRETIN: /kahn'kret'in/, /kahn'kree'tn/, n.
Cretin who loves to skate concrete

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Sure You Got a New Ramp, but

A fantastic new ramp was built in Corydon, In. by none other than local Concretin, Kyle Hublard aka Mofo. But at what price?, this journalist asks. Here we see further proof of why he has been bestowed a namesake such as Mofo: this a candid shot of his child work force during their one-per-day, five-minute break to eat their cold, out of the can, alphabet gruel.

Way to go Mofo - it is guiltless slime like you that give Walmart their great name!

But, in all seriousness, the ramp is awesome - complete with extra wide, 11 foot tall wall. The skating commenced at 6:30 PM and I doubt Mofo will sleep for a week with that beautiful creation in his backyard. So, buy him a cup of coffee and give him a hardy congratulations next time you see him.


  • At 6:59 AM, Blogger Nikoli said…

    You worked us plenty hard enough. I have the puncture wound in my foot to prove it! (It wasn't my own dumbassity, it was YOU, slave driver!)

    In his defense, he did let the minions partake in the rippage. Not that anyone but him was ripping, but give us time. MoFo.

    He was dissappointed with SkateNite turnout before, but now I think he's gonna need a velvet rope and a bouncer. "Sorry kid, you're not on the list." As for my help... "Do this, Cut here, Screw that, Hold this wood, (insert PornoDave joke here), Go get that, and don't step on that nail sticking out that board..." following those instructions isn't that difficult, though I really would have appreciated that last instruction sooner.

    More pics are coming, but you'll have to wait for the DVD release for most of them. :)


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