CRETIN: /kret'in/, /kree'tn/, n.
Congenital loser; an obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right

CONCRETIN: /kahn'kret'in/, /kahn'kree'tn/, n.
Cretin who loves to skate concrete

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Swingin Ramp Party



Paul wasn't around when I placed my hand-made "You Are NOT Here" sticker (complete with X-marks-the-spot graphix) right at the top of the wall. If I had known how much Gnar Paul was packing I would Have added the asterix and disclaimer -*Unless You Are Paul.

Although I got a few good runs in, I was sadly Gnar-deficient. What little Gnar I had was instantly vanquished with dinner and, alas, I could skate no more. Here's my empirical mathematical theorem that I proved last night.

Skidzilla's Law:

1 Hamburger + 2 Krispy Kreme's + 1 Grilled Banana Surprise + 2 Beer = 0 Gnar

When I grow up I want to pack and weild Gnar every time I skate.

2 Comments:

  • At 9:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Aw yeah, that vert looks sweet. Looks like a good secret spot. Long live the backyard/barn scene!

     
  • At 5:14 PM, Blogger gimpinainteasy said…

    Leave it to Porno Dave for a title like that haha.

     

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