CRETIN: /kret'in/, /kree'tn/, n.
Congenital loser; an obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right

CONCRETIN: /kahn'kret'in/, /kahn'kree'tn/, n.
Cretin who loves to skate concrete

Monday, July 30, 2007

Guess who's coming to dinner...

What a great weekend. I bailed on the Saturday morning session, because it was looking kinda moist and I didn't feel like sweeping and drying the park for everyone else... let 'em do it themselves for once. Mostly because I knew I was gonna work my butt off... on THIS...

That's gonna be a fun ramp. And all us helpful 'Cretins will have full access... Nice. Oh, and just FYI: Don't ride on an ATV with the Nikoli... he's got an inner ear problem or something.

Tony and MoFo were alone on Sunday morning, because the rest of us were savin' our gnar to share with Roadtrippin' Diva, Calamity Jean. But my gnar was not nearly enough to deal patiently with all the crotch droppings with zero park ettiquette. I was there for over 2 hours and probably took 7 or 8 runs... grrr... Nor was it enough to make the rock-n-roll in the BIG bowl, but at least I'm tryin' now. I blame Gimpy and his touch grinds, and OMP and his slashers on that end. Skidzilla put on a pivot clinic for me in the shallows, and was only 2 inches away from frontside grindage in the 11'. CJ wasn't bothered by Skidz marathon runs, 'cuz she's got 'em too. Just when ya think she's tuckered and gonna pull out, she draws another line back into the deep. Frontside airs in the 11' will remove any doubt that this girl's got gnar! Her younglings had no problems with the shallows either. MoFo came to meet us, and gave us grief for bailing on the morning session. Ok, we deserved it I guess. And yet again, NoShow surprised us by showing up, though boardless. He brought his new bride and blamed the board free visit on her... bad idea... hope his couch is comfy. We concluded the session with a refreshing frolic through the water park on the waterfront. WeeZillas Gibby and Anya also proved good company for the traveling girls, though Lil' Tony has a few new bruises. :)

CJ, Jada, and Sadie crashed at Casa de 'Zilla and then hit the park again Monday morning, but Skidz will have to post up the highlights, as I was unable to attend... work sucks sometimes. (Does it ever NOT suck?) Here's a few highlights from the Sunday session.

Safe travels Jean! Can't wait to skate with you again in November!! Look out Phoenix. The 'Cretins are coming!


  • At 6:50 AM, Blogger NoShow said…

    That ramp is going to be the sh!t once it's done. We'll all have to come out and turn it up to 11 when we "break ground" on it.

    It was good seeing ya, Calamity. Your gals were cuties! See ya in November!

  • At 10:26 AM, Blogger gimpinainteasy said…

    Yeah, that ramp is gonna be Shweeeet.

    CJ rips!!

  • At 4:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    That ramp looks sick as can be. Perfect height. It would be nice to skate a good ramp that doesn't have shitty tags in it and little kids pretending its a slide.



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