CRETIN: /kret'in/, /kree'tn/, n.
Congenital loser; an obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right

CONCRETIN: /kahn'kret'in/, /kahn'kree'tn/, n.
Cretin who loves to skate concrete

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

R O A D T R I P ! OMP style!

Hittin' the road to ride with our resident redneck, OMP!

Saturday- Depart from Casa de 'Zilla at 0800.
We should be rippin' the Franfort 6' mini around 0900.
Then on to Lexington to shred the 'lil 'crete mini with Lil' Ripper Micah Wu
We'll grab lunch in horse country.
Georgetown and the longest sesh of the day is up next. 6' mini w/ spine and tons o' quarters. This is OMPs "home park" now. So we'll expect to see serious rippage from the old bugger.
Finally, we'll finish up with a peanut bowl roastin' in DryRidge. Heard it's TINY. (shuddup Dave)

If you ain't there in the flesh, be there in spirit and skate all day.
But if you ARE there, you'll get to be in the video!

Pack your gear, and get your gnar on Cretins. It is time.


  • At 10:03 AM, Blogger NoShow said…

    Man, somethin's come up and I'm not going to be able to make it now :(

    PSYCHE!!! :D

  • At 5:54 AM, Blogger Nikoli said…

    I used that on Skidzilla on the phone... he called me Brinley. :)

  • At 7:04 AM, Blogger NoShow said…

    Damn :|

    I assume we should all represent by wearing 'Cretinwear?

  • At 11:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    ...glad u guys came to Franktown to "shred the gnar"...wish I coulda been there...Zach said y'all ripped the park pretty good...hope the rest of your trip went well...Kevin (Zach's Dad)

  • At 7:37 PM, Blogger OMP said…

    A1 Awsome trip!

    The venues were a bit smaller than the Cretins are used to...
    But the Rippage was some of our best!

    Kudos to EB!
    He not only made the trip this time, but he ripped at each place we stopped!

    See Ya'll soon


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