CRETIN: /kret'in/, /kree'tn/, n.
Congenital loser; an obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right

CONCRETIN: /kahn'kret'in/, /kahn'kree'tn/, n.
Cretin who loves to skate concrete

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Prepare yourselves...

Pack your pitchforks, torches, some beer, your skate gear and your Gnar! This weekend we’re headed to Buckeye Country to destroy some ‘crete! Come skate with us, or just come watch the masters (read: old guys) do their thing (read: ride useless wooden toys). This trip will include a late morning stop in Powell to kill ourselves in a pool with a loveseat and a deathbox, and perhaps onto the new grindline park near Columbus. Then on to Middletown near Dayton. Saturday night will include a Robert Pollard show in Dayton. The return trip on Sunday will stop at Beech Acres in Cinci, then an approximate 11am-1pm session at Ollie’s Skatepark in Florence. (If you need more details, contact a ‘Cretin.) Just hang out in the peanut gallery and ya might make it into the video in the background. But please, don’t ask for autographs ‘til the end of the session. (Unless of course you’re female, at least 24, and HOT. Talk to Nikoli. He actually washes his gear. read: He doesn’t reek. Though he does carry around an action figure.)

Crappy weather = marathon all day session at Ollie’s on Saturday, Pollard show in Dayton, and then another 2 hour Ollie’s session on Sunday.

Come bear witness to yet another historic Concretins Roadtrip. Be there or don’t. We don’t care. We got plenty of Gnar without ya!


  • At 7:05 PM, Blogger gimpinainteasy said…

    I think I may have the skating equivalent of blue balls right now from not gettin' any and having it on my mind all week. OOOOOOOOOHHHHH it hurts so bad... 1 more day...If my wheels are blue when I show up you'll know why.

    Oh, by the way,look on your road atlas for Middletown, OH and see what lies right next to it.

  • At 9:26 PM, Blogger Nikoli said…

    Seems to be just the place for your ailment!


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