CRETIN: /kret'in/, /kree'tn/, n.
Congenital loser; an obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right

CONCRETIN: /kahn'kret'in/, /kahn'kree'tn/, n.
Cretin who loves to skate concrete

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Procrastination Elimination Assault Team & Karma Police Raid

In a joint sting operation, the Karma Police and Procrastination Elimination Assault Team descended upon Louisville, Kentucky in a late night raid Friday night. If you had it coming, they brought it in full force. And if you've been putting off, or extremely slowly cleaning/sorting the basement(as I have), the PE Team raised the priority level for you. They made it easy to decide what to keep and what to trash. Unfortunately for their targets, their raid techniques do not allow for distiguishing between questionable unrealized project craft supplies or 10 year old article prints from the web, and collections or priceless momentos like 10 years of skate mags and photos. And if it's not worth cleaning, it's not worth keeping - which makes the junkers happy. I donated a salvageable card table without flinching. Hopefully they will clean/repair it before they use it. I bet quite literally a ton of water logged paper items that I really needed to purge anyway are now awaiting city sanitation transports.

I haven't washed the Jeep in months, Officer. I'm sorry. I didn't know I HAD to. "Ignorance of the law is no excuse." Damn.

Yea. Holy Shit. That's what I said. Kinda harsh punishment. But I won't be a repeat offender. No doubt.

As for the JeepNonBoat... it started right up once the authorities lowered their weapon. It reeks a bit, so it'll get a good cleaning too, and there'll be not putting it off. I stifled a giggle when the P.E.A.T. officer quoted the Violent Femmes, "I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record." Yes, Officer, I understand. I'll take care of it right away.

I'm just sayin', if drug dealers can disperse incriminating evidence, conviently before a sting op, why can't I have a friend in the Karma Police and P.E.A.T., someone to tip ME off before these raids happen. Dammit.


  • At 1:29 PM, Blogger Skidzilla said…


    I got off damn easy with a few puddles in the basement.

    It'll cost me though - the wife, MizZilla, says no more work on the basement refinish until we are completely leak free. Conservative estimate that these 3 puddles will cost me - $5K.

  • At 9:07 AM, Blogger gimpinainteasy said…

    Damn, that really blows about the photos and all. I feel for you guys.

  • At 9:09 AM, Blogger gimpinainteasy said…

    Damn, now I got a stupid Chaka Kan(sp??) song stuck in my head.


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