CRETIN: /kret'in/, /kree'tn/, n.
Congenital loser; an obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right

CONCRETIN: /kahn'kret'in/, /kahn'kree'tn/, n.
Cretin who loves to skate concrete

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Long Lost Cretin spotted at 5K


Long Lost Concretin and "want-to-be Skater" OMP
was spotted a the Mid Summer Night's run 5K road race in Lexington, KY
this past weekend.

When interviewed about the improptu outing he said he hadn't run in 25 years but thought two weeks training was enough to bust out a 5K.
This reporter's opinion is that the Concretin lifestyle is keeping him in shape
because he covered the course in 22 minutes & change and seemed to do it with ease.
He also mentioned that he had been inspired by other Concretins that are doing very
well with their running. The interview was ended quickly when a little old Chinese
man in a Old straw hat and black Kung Fu uniform rolled by on a skateboard and
Wisked OMP away.

4 Comments:

  • At 3:38 PM, Blogger Nikoli said…

    A pedestrian. On purpose. I just don't get it. I'm old. I don't run.

     
  • At 8:49 AM, Blogger Skidzilla said…

    Man, maybe I should take a 25 year break. If I could hit Paul's time, it would shave about two minutes off my best best 5K.

    Henceforth, ye shall be known as OBNSMP - Old (But-Not-Slow) Man Paul

    Good job, Yo!

     
  • At 10:53 AM, Blogger Kvon said…

    "Chinese man in a Old straw hat and black Kung Fu uniform rolled by on a skateboard and
    Wisked OMP away"

    Someone needs to do a Wikipedia page for Won Ton Animal Chin... all that is up now is "the band" and "the movie"... There needs to be a page about "The MAN":)

     
  • At 6:14 PM, Blogger gimpinainteasy said…

    Damn OMP!!! I'd like to see your time a year from now if u keep it up.

     

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