CRETIN: /kret'in/, /kree'tn/, n.
Congenital loser; an obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right

CONCRETIN: /kahn'kret'in/, /kahn'kree'tn/, n.
Cretin who loves to skate concrete

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Skidzilla Spawn? You decide.

Remember when we met Zombies last August?

Well, I think I know why Skidzilla wanted to see that... I think maybe he was searching for something... or perhaps someone...

Mrs. Skidz, I think Dave has something to tell you...

But do you still have to pay child support, if the kid's a zombie? At least he skates...


  • At 6:58 PM, Blogger gimpinainteasy said…

    He may be a mistake, but the resemblance is unmistakable for sure... demon seed!

  • At 11:37 AM, Blogger Skidzilla said…

    Looks like the secret is out. Thanks, Nick! (Damn funny, too, BTW!)

    My whole life I've wanted to be fierce, menacing, and feared. However, I was cursed with this perpetual shit-eating grin that, despite my hateful thoughts of aggression, leaves me oh-so-huggable (you know it's true!).

    So, like all good parents, I'm forcing my child to live out my fantasies and unattained dreams. At least he's not another damn baseball/football payer!


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