CRETIN: /kret'in/, /kree'tn/, n.
Congenital loser; an obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right

CONCRETIN: /kahn'kret'in/, /kahn'kree'tn/, n.
Cretin who loves to skate concrete

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Hear ye, hear ye!

You have been cordially invited to the new castle of Julie and NoShow Brinley for their Sixth Annual Halloween party, the "Dragons, Dungeons, and Damsels Ball".

Festivities begin at 7 o'clock on Saturday, October 20th at 604 Hatler Court. A small feast of red and white chili will be served, along with finger foods and treats. Spirits and ales will be provided. Lords, Ladies, and Concretins of all ages are welcome!

Costumes are required, but need not be medieval themed. The castle will open its haunted dungeon to provide a fright for all who enter. The Electric Chair will be returning after taking a year-long hiatus to provide a liquifying shock to all who dare.

Battle Wizard Brinley, the elegant Queen Julie, Sir the Dragonslayer, and the Blood Princess Kelsey hope to see you there.

Halloween 2007


  • At 9:44 PM, Blogger Nikoli said…

    I wonder if NoShow realizes he just invited the world to his house... Well, about 30 people, according to our page views...

  • At 10:30 PM, Blogger DeadBrinley said…

    Bring 'em all! We'll have plenty of food, desserts, and drinkies. Bring the kids or leave 'em at home. Friends, family, and 'cretins are all welcome :)

  • At 7:25 PM, Blogger Skidzilla said…

    I think my 'pantsless jester' costume will be another huge hit with Brinley family.

  • At 10:18 PM, Blogger Skidzilla said…

    Okay, I changed my mind. I decided to come as 'The Sword.'


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