CRETIN: /kret'in/, /kree'tn/, n.
Congenital loser; an obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right

CONCRETIN: /kahn'kret'in/, /kahn'kree'tn/, n.
Cretin who loves to skate concrete

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Cuz The World Needs More Concretins

Alice had the bay-bay! It was a C-Section and took place on Monday, 1/14/07, at 12:30(ish). Everyone is doing great! Possibly with the exception of Nick who is now in Full Freak-out Mode!

The Stats:
Name: Indiana Louis
Weight: 7 lbs 15oz
Length: 19 1/2 Inches Long (Damn! He should come with a warning!)
Etc.: Blonde Hair + Blue Eyes (like all noobs, but these might actually
stick considering both parents sport the same).

Due to the C-Section, Alice will be in the hospital for 3 days (Norton Suburban)


Nick: I offer these words of comfort to assist you in your personal crisis: Dumber, Poorer people have succeeded in cranking out some pretty good humans. You will do great!

Artist's Rendition of the Freak-Out

Nikoli's Edit:
The above pic is DEAD ON! C-Section surgery was a lil' skeery, only because it's surgery and was unexpected. Everything went perfectly. All is well with Mamma and Pappa ('cept the skidmarked shorts of course). First two days have been fantastic. It's all about the sleepin' and boobin'. My bro said "God puts the stink in next week." Great. Thanks everyone. Hope to see you all soon.
- NonCretins are so cute when their sleepin'.

- No sleep for you! Ever again!


  • At 8:49 AM, Blogger DeadBrinley said…

    Big congrats, Nikoli, Alice, and Indy! I think for his first birthday I'll either get him a whip or a fedora :D

  • At 7:12 PM, Blogger gimpinainteasy said…

    Congratulations Nick & Alice ! ! ! Cute little bugger. I suppose you'll be taking him to the next Bon Jovi concert in one of those baby backpack things huh? Lucky him.

  • At 8:25 PM, Blogger Junior said…

    Rock on Nikoli and Alice. He's a cute little NonCretin. Congrats!!

  • At 10:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    FUCKING "A"...babys rule!!!
    they grow up soooo fast,
    the BEST times are ahead!
    Congrats and ENJOY!

    the Zach Newman Family, Frankfort


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