CRETIN: /kret'in/, /kree'tn/, n.
Congenital loser; an obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right

CONCRETIN: /kahn'kret'in/, /kahn'kree'tn/, n.
Cretin who loves to skate concrete

Sunday, May 03, 2009

Outer Banks Stokin' ! ! !


Zach Friendly is an animal that cannot be caged. Crawdad Hole.

Crawdad owner Rob. One of the many supercool FBO's we met.

OldKook, OMP. Bob's.

Patti Hurst testing the waters in Bob's (our) backyarder.

Uncle Charlie can skeet. Do a Trick ! ! ! 

Local Mikey. FS doubletrucker is childsplay for this cat.

Can't remember if this is the beginnings of a bs tailslide or bs lip over the deathbox. Take your pick, I'm sure he can do 'em both.

FS Ollie. Mikey.

Evan's Casa es su Casa.

Rusty and Jesse D. mopping up Evan's egg for a seshown.

Jesse warming up with a lil fs grind over the deathbox.

Patti lika da egg.

Yeah Rusty.

Laidback Zach.

Jesse will take you to the spots . . . 

... and show you how to skate 'em.

Sunset on the Currituck Sound. Right up the street.

Jer blurring a BS grind back at Bob's.

The kooks come out at night . . . The kooks come out at night . . . 

Frogwing Jeff playin' on his 'puter at the counter of kitchen nbr one. That throne lookin' chair way in the back corner is where kitchen nbr two is. Yeah, the house F-in rules. Oh, that red stool u see back there goes along with the massage chair that is just out of view.

RIMSHOT ! ! ! ! ! ! 

Patti feeds the Kooks . . . 

Nick feeds us . . . 

Built to grind baby. Breakfast is served in kitchen nbr II.

Nick and "The Boy".

AAAAAWWWW, Jer and family.

Well, breakfast being over, might as well go out back and session the pool again, hehe.


Frogwing skatin' . . . 

Frogwing chillin' . . . 

Patti showin' her backside.

Nick preparing to take the plunge.

Zooooooom . . . 

Jeff says he may hit 'Bama again after Georgia. DIY rig. So characteristic . . . 

MegaMaid has gone from suck to blow!!!

Gearing up for getting down. Down in the 50 degree water when yo ass gets tossed over the side, hehe. 

Duck Donuts freakin' rule!

Oh my effin' Jeezus . . .

Follow the rules.  Mark said he wished he coulda skated with us longer but he had to go to Kung Fu.

JD showing us all the lines we can't take. He killed it.

Roll Call. Everybody in the bowl ! ! ! ! Frogwing . . .

OMP. A T T A C K ! ! ! 

Patti Hurst. Anchors Aweigh ! ! !

Nick nuttin' up. YEAH.

Rusty wheeling on the oververt cope. He was grinding it as well.

OMP approves.

Zach attack. He killed every spot, took some HARD hits and always got up with a smile on his face.

Shark attack. Watch your fingers bro ! ! ! 

If you don't make it out u can either run up and out or use the ladder. Jesse knows what ladders are for . . . 

Look at that sky! The weather was like this every day.

Yeah, the ladder is crooked cuz dirtyass Zach gave it a little tappy tap.

Clean (the air, not the ass)

How 'bout a lien to tail right on the deathbox. X marks the spot.

Maybe it feels like the sun is always shining on you when you skate this rad . . .

Red Drum is a must. Thanx Patti! Also BIG thanx to Jesse, Evan, Mark, Rob, Bob, The Skategods, and certainly Nick and Alice.  See you next year?

Bob's Bowl (our backyarder).

The Chief 


  • At 6:47 PM, Blogger Nikoli said…

    GNAR BALLS!!! Wow! What a week!! Thanks Jon for feedin' the Cretins with some pics and footy... The ladder pics are bad ass!

  • At 7:51 PM, Blogger gimpinainteasy said…

    Thanx holmes. Can't wait to see yo chit!!!

  • At 10:34 AM, Blogger Patricia Tennen said…

    Awesome!!!! im stoked for you guys. i hope to join a trip like that in the future.


    (not Patricia, but she was logged in so f___ it)

  • At 5:30 PM, Blogger gimpinainteasy said…

    Jr., You will F-in LUV it. You gotta go next time holmes!!!

  • At 7:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    that I have ever seen! I can only guess that translates to the most AWESOME CONCRETIN ROAD TRIP ever embarked upon! BIG, BIG CONGRATS to the guys and gals who KICKED IT HARD!
    Way to go y'all.

  • At 8:31 PM, Blogger gimpinainteasy said…

    Thanx Steve-O. Wish you and Dave coulda went with us.

    All of Nick's pics and footage yet to come!

  • At 1:58 PM, Blogger travio said…

    That is definitely BAD-ASS! Wish I were awesome for sure.


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