CRETIN: /kret'in/, /kree'tn/, n.
Congenital loser; an obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right

CONCRETIN: /kahn'kret'in/, /kahn'kree'tn/, n.
Cretin who loves to skate concrete

Thursday, April 23, 2009


The search for Animal Chin continues... on the East coast... He has been spotted in a coastal neighborhood just north of Kitty Hawk called Duck. I bet we'll find him... It can't be a coincidence that Cretins and Kooks from all over the country are converging on several backyard skate/swimmers this weekend... It just can't be.

It really is too bad you can't join us. The stoke, the camaraderie, the pools, the beach, the beer... Levels of epicicity(tm) that are unprecedented. I dare say higher than those reached in Arizona, twice.

If you're in the area, look out for the Cretins. You'll know if you see them. (Trust me.) If you do spot them, don't cross the street. Give us a wave. Say hi. Hell, buy us a drink. (No Irish Car Bombs, please.)

If(when) we find Animal Chin, I'll be sure to tell him you said hi.


  • At 11:45 AM, Blogger Kvon said…

    watch out for the red button in the glove box and don't fall through the hole in the ramp.

  • At 12:22 PM, Blogger gimpinainteasy said…

    "The what???"

  • At 2:35 PM, Blogger Nikoli said…

    Hey, where's Johnny Rad?

  • At 8:11 PM, Blogger gimpinainteasy said…

    Nick, you were suppposed to say "Nevermind!"

  • At 6:35 PM, Blogger Skidzilla said…


  • At 11:11 PM, Blogger Kvon said…

    "WHAT?!" "NO remote updates from the road!!!???" AH-meeean :( What the heck! Are ya too busy skating or something???

    Hope you are having a rad time!

  • At 7:26 AM, Blogger Nikoli said…

    The updates are being posted by Patti on I have been busy skating or with family, AND too lazy! I am SORE... but that's more from SURFING yesterday than anything else. The poolS are AWESOME. The company is rad, and the skating is absolutely INSANE!

    I will attempt to get a few things posted soon...

    As Skidzilla has said... The skating is HERE!! Wish you were AWESOME!


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