CRETIN: /kret'in/, /kree'tn/, n.
Congenital loser; an obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right

CONCRETIN: /kahn'kret'in/, /kahn'kree'tn/, n.
Cretin who loves to skate concrete

Monday, October 20, 2008

Skateboarding... FAIL

I saw this on (What Would Tyler Durden Do?) but it looks like it came from

Skateboarding... FAIL

All I can say is... ouch.


  • At 11:05 PM, Blogger Kvon said…

    I will never, never understand why nut racks make me laugh... I feel so bad for the guy.. but I can't help it... I snicker, I say "Owwww" then I laugh.. why?

  • At 11:19 AM, Blogger DeadBrinley said…

    I do the exact same thing. Is it hardwired into our DNA? I can't help but chuckle every time I watch it. In fact, I'm chuckling just thinking about you chuckling at it.

    A snapped ankle or blown knee makes me shudder and look away. But a shot to the groin? I laugh and laugh.

    Rack 'em up!

  • At 11:50 AM, Blogger Nikoli said…

    Or perhaps it's just because you're rude bastards!

    I had seen that before, and I refuse to watch it again... Why on earth would I want to see that? It automatically makes me imagine it happening to me... Gnards are holy and should never be treated with such reckless abandon.

    Or maybe you're just thinkin' "Better him than me." :)

  • At 5:59 PM, Blogger gimpinainteasy said…

    Yeah nut racks RULE!! (long as they aint yours,haha!) I'm sitting here thinking about when I was in about 4th grade playing ball with some friends in a neighborhood backyard. I was pitching and Jeff, that MOTHERFUCKER, nailed a line drive right into my nuts. Needless to say, I thought I was gonna die. It was pure AGONY. Funny as shit now though, HaHaa!!!! Wish I had it on video.

    You man up to do some big drop and nail it and then end up looking like a complete comedy show by racking your nuts on some cable. Never saw it coming til it was too late . . .

    Let's hear some nut rack stories!! I know u got em!

  • At 9:45 PM, Blogger Skidzilla said…

    Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn made a$$ load of money off nut racks in Dodgeball. The director goes on record as saying they were attempting a "high-brow" comedy, then segues into a montage of every nut-slam and sack tap in the flick. It only lasts about 30 seconds, but I was crying (laughing) before it was over.

    I think it is hard wired. I think it a "better-him-than-me" reaction. Mel Brooks said, "Tragedy is when I scrape my knee. Comedy is when YOU fall in a whole and die." But, apparently, REAL comedy is when YOU take one in the nads.

    Oh yeah,BTW - Nice post about Kingsport, OMP! Any nut buster whilst there. That would have made the post better.


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